Hulk Smash

During a recent water break at jitsu...

Me: So Sensei, been doing anything fun lately?

Sensei: Well, I bought some plate mail, I'm just polishing that up.

Me: Plate mail? Really? I mean, can you wear it?

Sensei: Wear it? I can sprint in it. (Proceeds to run up and down the hall to show me just how fast).

Me: Wow.

Sensei: Goes great with my studded mace.


Yes friends, when society collapses, I'm going to be glad to count a feudal warlord among my close associates.

Next week: We go to Ikea to get the components for a trebuchet.